I awoke one morning to covid-19
Everybody dying on my TV screen
They say it's gonna get us and there ain't no cure
So I headed straight out to the fast food store
Drove up to the window at my Chick-fil-A
Ordered everything and then I drove away
Crammed it all down in a new record time
Passed out binging on Amazon Prime
You gain 16 pounds and what do you get
A few months older and feeling too fat
Two fists of fries, eating your fill
If a stroke don't get you then a heart attack will
Soon going out was too scary for me
then Uber Eats started home delivery
got anything I wanted with a telephone call
wasn't too long till my pants were too small
You gain 16 pounds but what can you do
When everybody's hiding from the ChiCom flu
Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the fast food store