Two Ducks on a Log

two ducks on a log
two ducks on a log
uh …
uh ...
well dang
it ain't happening this time
can't just force out a rhyme
from the slime of my mind
when it's not so inclined
by looking at a shot
from a quiet little spot
of two ducks on a log
when my brain's in a fog
and I'm trying to jog
out some rhymes for a poem
what the quack
it's a fack
nothing rhymes with poem

Will I post on my blog
two ducks on a log
when my brain's in a fog
it ain't much of a poem
why in the holy heck doesn't anything rhyme with poem
I could just say show him (poem, show him … get it?)
but that don't make sense
just makes me look dense
guess I need to dispense
with all this pretense
of a poem for my blog
about two ducks on a log
too bad there’s no frog
at least
that might have been funny
or maybe a bunny
with a sack full of money
and the little frog croaks
while the bunny tells jokes
but nooooo
no bunny
no frog
just ducks on a log
so that’s it
I quit
and it’s about time
before a poem is a crime
what the hell
can you tell
I should stop for a spell

I could turn this into rap ….

no, I’ll just take a nap

(I think I just heard someone say, “Thank goodness it’s over.”)